Comment seen elsewhere: I can't believe a TV show made me that excited over someone drawing a clock.
This is extremely accurate.
Also, for posterity: this
is my new favorite thing ever.
What a freaking emotional roller coaster:
"Yes, Will is drawing a clock for Alana!" :D
"Nooooo, Hannibal has a fake clock!" D:
"Will realizes he's being framed!" :D
"Agh, Jack thinks it's just a paranoid delusion!" D:
Veal is people, obviously, but...is veal Abigail? Oh god, it was totally Abigail, wasn't it. D:
(Speaking of Abigail, did Will throw up the ear? Or did he throw up when he saw the ear in the sink? I need to watch that scene again. Because seriously, I know Hannibal is a murder wizard and all [I'm totally picturing him with a paint brush, painting blood under Will's fingernails], but COME ON.)
Another thing bugging me: the fishing lures - has Hannibal been saving body part bits to use in fishing lures, or has he been planting body part bits in fishing lures all along? We saw him tying a lure pretty early in the season, so I guess the latter, but...what if Will had noticed?
(...I want to be like FISHING LURES ARE PEOPLE, WHY, but to be honest after the episode where violins were people I don't think anything can surprise me anymore. It's more like, of course fishing lures are people, what else would they be?)
ETA: Yes, Will definitely threw up the ear. I like how Bryan Fuller was asked about how Hannibal would get the ear in Will, and the answer was basically "he's a murder wizard." (Murder wizard, devil, same thing.) Also: my friends need to watch this show so they know what I'm talking about when I call someone a clock faker, because that is clearly the best insult ever.
Also, Gillian Anderson is amazing and I hope her part is bigger next season. The show certainly seems to be setting her up for something big. (And probably terrible.)
In other news:
My mom posted this to her Facebook with the caption "Jack's going to need a bigger saw." Luckily for him, the professionals are coming today to get rid of the tree (or start? not sure how much they can do in one day).
ETA: Mom just texted me this picture
of our very, very sad garden. Pretty much nothing survived. :(
2. Kickstarter is evil and I wonder how much money I can afford to pledge to this campaign
? Because I want, like, everything but the wine glasses (I think the wine glasses are sort of ugly). Until this moment, I never knew how desperately I needed to drink out of lab equipment.